Graphical browsers are WAY K3WL. If you're not running NETSCAPE or INTERNET EXPLORER then you're NOBODY! Anyone who's anyone knows that GRAPHICS ARE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! Only losers use text!!!!!! Extended HTML RULES and should be used on all possible occasions! YEAH! All my Email is HTML and so are my USENET posts. I'm a K3WL N3T d00D!!!!!!!!!!!!

This webpage has been enhanced for lynx, the text-based browser for unix platforms. The text you are now reading is not visible on a recent-release graphical browser such as Netscrape or M$IE 3 or 4. Using these secret techniques, unix geeks can communicate their plans for world domination, and the graphical browser weenies will never know about our secret plans. Solidarity, comrade!